people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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