oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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