My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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