I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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