How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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