sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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