So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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