Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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