Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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