Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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