Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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