problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
