when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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