it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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