carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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