She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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