She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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