Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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