Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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