did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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