can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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