When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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