If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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