Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you didnt know i had herpes?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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