You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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