I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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