it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Shame is for Republicans.
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