...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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