if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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