Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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