Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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