Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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