Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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