he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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