Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My first STD was from a foam party
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My life is pants optional.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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