Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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