Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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