Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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