is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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