you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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