I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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