i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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