Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
