Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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