Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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