chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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