turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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