Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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