yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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You. Win. At. Life.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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