drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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