He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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