Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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