Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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