Your tits are I can't wait for
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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