Say something about gay babies.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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