White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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