I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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